dannybanany

Yo mama so fat...

I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so stupid...

she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so ugly...

they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.

Yo mama so old...

she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so nasty...

that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so poor...

her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

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